February 6th, 2008 5.30pm UTC | I betcha didn't saw it commin' Edition

Do you Zahoo!?

And just when you thought that yellowTAB GmbH was the best "play dead" player of all times:

To much grief of Redmond's inhabitants, our sources (we won't reveal their identities, unless we're offered some cash) informed us that yellowTAB is actually preparing to make an offer to buy you-know-what "now-we're-hotter-than-Jolie" internet search engine and portal.

"We'll make Zahoo! be what Microhoo could never ever even aspire to be: a sleek preemptively multitasked, multithreaded, AJAXed, snappy, non-monopolic, online ads-delivery platform with a following. In fact, Zahoo! will be something that not even Zeta was: economically and legally sound."

"That Zebuntu thing was just a smoke curtain, you know. Reality is that we were already porting Zeta to Web 2.0 by the time magnussoft released us as if we were a hot potatoe (ugh... bad memories) and are now in tiding up Beta RC-PR2d."

"We obviously need some huge server farms for its deployment, and a nice share of gratis online publicity. You know, users, tech sites and even "real" journals talking about us."

"It follows that we needed some help in the 'reliable online services' and 'get a substancial user base' departments and truly make some noise in the media. Under those requirements, buying Yahoo! seems to be the smartest move."

"The money for the buy-out is coming from our mates in India, Blue Lotus. We are that "BeOS" they were about to buy. We're counting in Micro$oft not being allowed to go on with the adquisition. Then we'll wait a little for the shares price to drop a little, and there you go!"

Gossip has it the above is part of a internal yelloTAB memo, Bernd's own words.

Our Take: Although the content doesn't sounds too far fetched, for anything slightly BeOS-related, the English is way too good to truly be Bernd's words.

Anyway, who are we to judge the truthfulness of anything. Take it or leave it.

-BeDoperer News